These won't come around again, so you may want to come the first time. (you get it? Rib nudge... eh eh eh)
Sorry, now that I have said my Dad style joke - let's get a little more serious...
Following having had a few very valuable possession stolen - I am finding myself rather upset ( okay more like : livid, raging, furious, feeling violated, homicidal, etc) and of course in a bit of a scramble to sort things out and replace these items asap.
SO - in short, I am explaining my situation so that you know, this special offer will not be up for grabs ever again unless I am struck with similar bad luck and let's just say that I am happy to knock on your wood in hopes that doesn't occur.
Please text (no calls unless we've spoken via text or email first) or email to see me...
0435 763 005
My rates will be as follows, and currently only until Friday (if you are looking at meeting me on the weekend please say so asap as currently I don't plan to extend this but will take adv bookings where I can provided deposits are paid)
$450 for 1 hour ($550 usually)
$700 for 2 hours ($1000 usually)
$1200 dinner date ($1700 usually)
$2000 overnight ($3000 usually)
Also I will be preparing for touring during Oct/Nov so keep your eyes peeled for that or visit my website to sign up to my mailing list for immediate notifications.
MWAHHHH xoxoxox