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Written by Jade Heart
TO all you wonderful punters out there, thank you for your patience and understanding with availability over holiday periods. To save any hassle, my availability is as follows for the next week;
Tues 14/01 - Sat 18/01
Available for incalls, including short notice bookings.
Outcalls are dependent upon driver availability, or client paying for uber/taxi.
Sat 18/01 - Wed 22/01
Incalls from 11pm - 5.30am
Outcalls are dependent upon driver availability, or client paying for uber/taxi.
For Your Pleasure (and sanity)
UPDATED HOURS
So the Christmas season is upon us, along with school holidays, stress, anxiety and loads of crazier than crazy shit to deal with. 'Oh the joy' I hear you saying (and yes, the sarcasm is almost palpable lol).
Well why not come see me? Cum and let me relax you in a totally debaucherous manner...
Situated in a quiet neighbourhood with ample parking, you will love the newly decorated surroundings, airconditioned room and sexy atmosphere.
Times will be varied (as they always are over holiday periods) so for a heads up, you can catch me on these days ary these hours for incalls (outcalls will still be 24/7) -
Sun 28/12 - Wed 01/01: avail 24 hrs and for last minute bookings
Thurs 02/01 - Mon 06/02: incalls avail 11pm until 5.30am
Tues 07/01 - Sat 11/01: avail 24 hrs and for last minute bookings
(I will update further on any time changes)
Well why not come see me and let me relax you in a totally debaucherous manner. :)
Situated in a quiet neighbourhood with ample parking, you will love the newly decorated surroundings, airconditioned room and sexy atmosphere.
Times will be varied (as they always are over holiday periods) so for a heads up, you can catch me on these days ary these hours for incalls (outcalls will still be 24/7) -
Thurs 12/12 - Mon 16/12: avail 24 hrs and for last minute bookings
Tues 17/12 - Sat 21/12: incalls avail 11pm until 5.30am
Sun 22/12 - 25/12: avail 24 hrs and for last minute bookings
(I will update further on any time changes)
Tonight, enjoy our time together at your choice of place (this fits not include cars lol) for the cost of an incall. All bookings require an hour notice (min).
Offer is dependant upon location and length of booking time.
So again we have reached that one weekend each month that i am UNABLE to do incalls through the day. Outcalls are available, and I ask that you try to remember that when you call/text to enquire and book, I need notice to get myself and other things organised. It takes time to look this cheap 
Now, though I wish I was generalising here, I'm honestly speaking from past encounters...When guys ring or text to book, whether for in or outcall, 9/10 times when asked when you want me, the answer is always NOW. Really? So you have somehow managed to find me before we have even spoken and you're out the front now? No? Then i require at least 30 minutes notice for incalls. How soon can I get there? Well, firstly I haven't even been told where 'there' is. I know it's often hard to believe, and I am speaking only for myself, although I am available almost 24/7, my time is not spent dolled up on my back, waiting patiently for your call.
What that means, so there's no confusion, is that should you want to book me for an outcall, I am more than happy to do that. I would love to come spend time with you. But I need to get dressed and ready (30 min) and then include the travel time from Salisbury to you. THAT is how soon I can be there
So much tossing
So much turning
Not a wink slept
This fine night.
Such useless toys!
With no battery life...
There's no orgasm, either,
In sight LOL
Excuse the shit rhyming... sleep deprivation will do that to a girl lol
Until 3pm tomorrow, i am available for incall AND outcall. Located in the Salisbury area and willing to travel (this may result in extra charge), so why delay any longer in turning those dirty dreams into a reality?
Hi Guys!
I am available Wednesday, Thursday and Friday this week!
I am now also available on Tuesdays every week!
I can be available on Monday afternoons/evenings with advance notice!
Let's meet and have some fun! Book in early to avoid disappointment!
Kind regards,
JJ xx
Just want to clarify that the description I have in my ads is true and honest! I am 36 yrs old for real. Born in 82! I am a genuine size 10 and I definitely have beautiful DD's! Blonde hair, blue eyes, a killer smile and a giggle to die for! My photos are only slightly edited for privacy reasons. What you see is definitely what you get!